Filling out the Census Form

“I mostly live here, don’t I”,
he looked at me quizzically,
“more than 75% of the time”
so shouldn’t I fill in that box?
There is room to explain why
I live here only 75% of the time on the
back. I’ll just write in “dog and rabbit
mismatch”as the reasons we don’t live
together all the time, or maybe I could
say I am staying in a nursing home, since
it is kind of like that here with all
the food in the frig, but kind of
bad service and no coffee.”