I would be blonde in another coordinate system
and you would not have a beard; she would be transformed
into beauty and charm.
I'm looking for the transformation matrix is several dimensions.
my office mate tells me its easy but for the spatially handicapped
it's a challenge
youTube leads the way
we'll make some guesses at the appropriate angles and
throw in some cosines, sines and a couple tangents for good measures
and roll the dice
we'll be transformed no doubt and we'll hope for the best.