Monday, May 30, 2011

Gripping the Fat Meter at the Fair


he told me to hold it like a steering wheel,
not telling me I was driving directly into a ditch
filled with other porkers like me.
my number on the body fat index was,
well, let’s not go there, shall we,
yesterday I wrote I’ll get thin, bare my skin,
maybe I better hold off on that
for now.

1 comment:

Linda said...

Don't believe those things - way too many variables and they are not reliable. You are a loooong way from being a porker!