how could you, Grey Poupon, resort to such poverty of ingredients
after decades of proudly flavoring vinaigrette for kings and queens,
for commoners, yuppies and foodies alike, we who can no longer find you
at the finest local Alfalfa's, your refined taste hides behind HFCS and Yellow 5,
such dastardly devils!
I adore you, Grey Poupon but when the email arrived listing your ingredients,
I sat down and sang a eulogy for you in my vinaigrette.
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