-17

It doesn't matter that it's not -17 immediately outside my door this morning,
it is -17 somewhere in the vicinity of Boulder, CO and droplets of water
have frozen on the inside of my back door window; the door is frozen shut
and I wish were barricaded inside to watch Mormon videos depicting their
war on masturbation, of rather, the parodies of these videos.
is there really nothing so important the leaders of Brigham Young University,
climate change, war, education, peace, acceptance?
I do not accept -17 degrees in Boulder, CO, I rant and rave
and magically, the temperature increases.
I am powerful.