Learning the iPhone

I insisted that he get a bigger phone, and 

then I insisted that he learn to text.

I don't do phone calls anymore.

He demurred with a mumble about not 

"doing that", and I retorted, "You're being lazy"

No excuses.

On a Saturday, I picked him up for training,

with a nice young lady, volunteering her time,

and he fell in love,

and he learned how to text.