AARP

They have slowly worn me down, the letters,
the offers, the justifications, for why I should join AARP.
I have succumbed, signing up for a 5 year membership
for $63, I spend that in a month on coffee, what a deal.
discounts on dentures and defibulators,
help selecting hearing aids and home health care,
priority on prescriptions and pill cutters,
it's all part of the package, AARP offers
it all, we reluctantly admit we need it.