The Plan

I don't do PowerPoint slides.

I only plan experiments and write them on the board.

I photograph them on my iPhone and put them

in presentations. 

I don't do Visio either.

I meet with Vice Presidents, I don't do

mid-managers or those who should be.

I'm a snob, an impatient intellectual

who can't be bothered to explain when there 

is work to be done, and no one has any better

ideas, they hardly understand the problem except

that they have to give a daily briefing to

the customer behind some closed doors.

This experiment has never been done,

stupidly never done,

so typical of the bureaucratic system that 

denounces science experiments when in 

fact, science is what saves us all.

Science is the closest we can get to 

pure truth.