I think you're great

I think you're great 

and I'm just a napkin,

but on the other hand, I think your sister

would agree, and she's someone special

with her doctorate in Physics from Harvard.

In fact, I think your wife would maybe 

support such an idea, if you can get her 

attention, 

I'm just a napkin and I don't get out much

but I have seen that many people come 

to your house and rave about your food

and seem to like you very much.

I am just a napkin but I do think

you're great, and I think other 

people, and napkins, think so, too.