so you want to learn how to French braid

so you want to learn how to French braid

because you never learned how

so did your mother do it for you

how is it that you don't know how, when

all you need is to part your hair into three,

weaving each section into the others, from 

the crown of your head, down the back, finally

braiding the rest, normally, you know, down to

the end.

if you want to learn how to French braid,

put your hands on the crown of your head,

gently part your hair and let the tresses

fall into place, they will, I'm sure.