drinking wine shown to aid in French conversation

the surveys continued on the effects of wine
on performance,
flute improv
French conversation
happiness and contentment;
all found to be aided by wine consumption.
the type of wine was found to be insignificant
as long as it was drinkable,
I hid the good wine upstairs and left the
crummy stuff in the kitchen,
he won't notice after he drinks enough whiskey.