losing weight from a dog's perspective

things looks grim,
as soon as the vet walked up, she commented
on how chubby  I am.
she said I need to lose 5 pounds,
my food needs to be cut by 1/3.
dad needs to lose weight, too, but the vet didn't
say anything to him,
so unfair.
so mom has switched the food cup to something smaller
and the vet said to drop my wet food to less
she even suggested that I get fed only once per day,
and so I put my ears back knowing that mom will not budge
and dad will sneak me food but I'll still have to
lose weight.
i hope the vet leaves soon even though I like her.