Worms

embarrassing.

I put my butt down on the ground so no one will see.

I hope Dad hides the medicine box that says "De-worming".

he found out that I got worms from eating dead mice

or other unsavory things, disgusting, he says.

Mom is even more grossed out and I feel

embarrassed for them.

They're doing laundry of everything I've been

in contact with and checking my behind.

Me, I'm fine with it even though I pretend to 

be otherwise to they'll feel better and 

we can pretend I won't do it again, 

eat that gross, disgusting, dead stuff,

but we all know inside that I will,

and I'll love every bite.

The box says to deworm every 6 months.

That's fine if it makes them feel better about it.

Me, I don't care, it's all in the life of a dog.