The very tiny apartment

I'm tiny, they say.
I would feel cramped in this tiny apartment
with no laundry, one closet, a tiny stove
(like mine, but gas instead of electric),
no room for a big comfy bed,
and no room for guests, even the small
ones that raid the cupboards.
My giant daughter was entertaining the idea
of living there with her even-more-giant
boyfriend.
It was cute, yes, and I am susceptible
to loving cute things but I think
only Barbie and Ken could live
there and only if Barbie brought
her Barbie Bed and her accessories.