Who Says

who says you can't carry eight bottles of wine,

some expensive Scotch and a bottle of port

in a bike basket

just avoid potholes and ride a straight line

hope the basket doesn't fall off its rails.

it's not my fault the man at Liquor Mart kept

suggesting great wines, showed me where the 

expensive but smooth Scotch was, 

I'd never find it in that section, and

it was even on sale.  

and not my fault that the he said this was the

best port, and that was a good wine.

I love that guy.

I brought two bags for a reason and 

I filled them up.

who needs a car to shop at Liquor Mart -

I don't buy kegs,

I'm too old for that.