The Valentine's Day Hoax

St. Valentines’ Day

Finally, an end to Shane Company’s
obnoxious ads, exhorting the poor males
of the country to spend “only” $175 for the diamond
pendant that will show her how much he loves her,
or Jarrod and Co. peddling the beautiful Rose
diamonds, only $500 to $5000 dollars,
extracted from the blood of black miners
in Africa, do the females of this country think
of that when they ask for a show of true love,
or is it them who ask, or They who tell.