Lazy Easter

she woke up at nine,
stumbled from bed to
bathroom, viewing herself
in mirror, noting the creases
of the pillowcase imprinted
in her face, teeth needed
brushing, and went back
to bed to listen
to npr for a few minutes,
but garrison keilor was on
and she doesn’t like garrison
keilor so she got up, tripped
over her pajama bottoms,
and pondered Easter and
that she had missed the
service she never planned to
attend anyway.