It's 1974, I'm all of 16 years old
but I KNOW, I know my future and
it will not include ankle-biting brats
who will cramp my style, cry, get in
the way, why would I ever..
do that crazy thing called childbirth,
sure to hurt like hell, for a lifetime of
misery to follow, that's what my mother
said, didn't she, ok, so I didn't see
the future, I went and did that twice,
Daniel and Karen and I guess I'll
have to pay the bet, all $25.
It's worth it.