Friday, November 7, 2014

Paying off Old Bets

It's 1974, I'm all of 16 years old
but I KNOW, I know my future and 
it will not include ankle-biting brats
who will cramp my style, cry, get in
the way, why would I ever..
do that crazy thing called childbirth,
sure to hurt like hell, for a lifetime of 
misery to follow, that's what my mother
said, didn't she, ok, so I didn't see
the future, I went and did that twice,
Daniel and Karen and I guess I'll
have to pay the bet, all $25.  
It's worth it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

That's very funny. I probably would have made a similar bet at 16. :-)