Calendar

The same calendar has been
hanging on the bathroom wall
for two years.
Each month highlights a
coupon from the local health
food store and a matching
recipe.
He must sit every day and
consider making that dinner
for his sweetheart this month.
Somehow he never does, and
so the page is turned (randomly)
to another month.
Never having cooked a
single recipe, he returns
to the same month he
visited two months ago, or
one year ago even
though a year has passed.
This way, he saves $14.99
per year on buying a new
calendar and can enjoy the
thought month after month,
year after year, of making
the recipes from 2006 for her.