Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mullets and Braces

I told her she was beautiful.
She asked me why men don’t seem
attracted to her, all the men on Match.com
rejected her.
I said they were dorks.
She asked me how she could meet
a nice man like S.
I said he would not have dated me
if I still had super short hair, that is what
he had told me.
She said, Wow, that surprises me.
I reminded S. about that and how
men are dorks, even him, which he
regularly reminded me of anyway.
He reminded me that I had a short
mullet and braces when we started
dating.
I forgot about that.

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